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A woman is having a bad day at the roulette
tables in Las Vegas.
She's down to her last $10.
Exasperated, she exclaims, "What
rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying
to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your
age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his
attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe
she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd.
The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling
over
her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What
happened? Is she alright?"
The operator replies, "I don't know.
She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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