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A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting
next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer
leans
over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde
is
tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains
how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer,
you pay me, and visa-versa."
Again, she politely declines and
tries to get some sleep.
The chauvinistic lawyer figures he
will easily win the match since his opponent is a blonde, so he makes
another
offer: "Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer you pay me
only
$5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50."
This catches the blonde's attention
and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays,
she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question:
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't
say
a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands
it to the lawyer. Now it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer,
"What
goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled
look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.
He taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even
the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all
his friends and co-workers - all to no avail. After over an hour of
searching
for the answer, he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her
$50.
The blonde politely takes the $50
and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a
little
frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"
Again without a word, the blonde
reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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