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One day a guy dies and finds himself
in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with
the
devil..
Satan: "Why so glum?"
Guy: "Why do you think? I'm in hell!"
Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually
have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well you're going to love
Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila,
Guinness,
wine coolers, diet tab and fresca. And we don't worry about getting a
hangover,
because you're dead anyway."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Satan: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it!"
Satan: "All right! You're going to
love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and
smoke
our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead,
remember?"
Guy: "Wow, that's awesome!"
Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Why yes, as a matter of fact
I do."
Satan: "'Cause Wednesdays you can
gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots,
whatever.
If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow."
Guy: "WOW! I never realized Hell
was such a cool place!"
Satan: "You gay?"
Guy: "Hell, no!"
Satan: "Hmmm, you're gonna hate Fridays
then."
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