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Two men were at the Casino and were
just leaving to go home at 3:00 a.m.
John: You know what I hate about
this? When I go home. I turn off my headlights, turn off the engine,
and
coast into the driveway. Then I go to the front door, take off my shoes
and sneak in as quietly as I can. But my wife always wakes up and
we end up having a fight.
Tony: What I do instead is drive
into the driveway, honk the horn a few times, get out of the car, slam
the door, go in the house and slam the door. Then I yell "Honey, I'm
home,"
run upstairs, slap her on the ass and say, "How about a little love,
woman?"
She never even moves.
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